You know
you're taking genealogy too seriously if...
- You are the only person to show up at the cemetery research party with a
shovel.
- To put the "final touches" on your genealogical research, you've asked all
of your closest relatives to provide DNA samples.
- You were instrumental in having "non-genealogical use of the genealogy
room copy machine" classified as a federal hate crime.
- Your house leans slightly toward the side where your genealogical records
are stored.
- You decided to take a two-week break from genealogy, and the U.S. Postal
Office immediately laid off 1,500 employees.
- Out of respect for your best friend's unquestioned reputation for honesty
and integrity, you are willing to turn off that noisy surveillance camera
while she reviews your 57 genealogical research notebooks in your home. The
armed security guard, however, will remain.
- You plod merrily along "refining" your recently published family history,
blissfully unaware that the number of errata pages now far exceeds the
number of pages in your original publication.
- During an ice storm and power outage, you ignore the pleas of your
shivering spouse and place your last quilt around that 1886 photograph of
dear Uncle George.
- The most recent document in your "Missing Ancestors" file is a 36- page
contract between you and Johnson Billboard Advertising Company.
- Ed McMahon, several t.v. cameras and an envelope from Publishers Clearing
House arrive at your front door on Super Bowl Sunday, and the first thing
you say is, "Are you related to the McMahons of Ohio?"
- "A Loving Family" and "Financial Security" have moved up to second and
third, respectively, on your list of life's goals, but still lag far behind
"Owning My Own Microfilm Reader."
- A magical genie appears and agrees to grant your any one wish, and you ask
that the 1890 census be restored.
by A. Nonymous